We are the sisters of the Stone Family. And we gonna tell ya’ bout the family tree. Jessie, Josie, Dumpy too. Bobby & Jimmy, The Babies of the group. So today we gather for a grand celebration. We guarantee it’s the best test in the nation. Sit right down and feed your face. Don’t let your fat cells go to waste. If you got the Blackstone blood in your bones, You might like one of these ice cream cones. If your body feela overloada, Go to the kitchen for a baking soda. If you hava hearing aide, then turn it down, Cause we got the loudest kids in town, We like kids, don’t get us wrong, But please feel free to take ours home. Let ‘em scream and run around the yard, Cause when you get ‘em home you can lock ‘em in the barn. We gots lots of friends who came here today. We want to thank them for coming our way. We like to laugh, joke, and giggle. Sometimes we stick out our butts and wiggle. We do lots of talking, gossip too, You never know we might be talking bout you. So talk bout us, if you may
We know there ain’t nuttin bad to say. We Stones are perfect, we know that. But that’s beside the point, let get back to the rap. So laugh and eat till you go in shock. Cause we got lotsa diet center stock. You probably see us on MTV, Cause we are the Stone Sisters family. We know you hate to see us leave the stage, So we gonna charge you minimum wage. We don’t like to rap for free. But for the Stones, we lower our fee. So keep us in mind for yur next gig, We are very hot, very big. Fellowship, fellowship is the key, We be the sisters of the Stone family. Repeat. All rights reserved by: Blackstone Productions Inc.